Armed with hot dogs and stew meat and later chicken heart We approach the red tail's Lair with a varied buffet cart But alas he would not fight us, so Lily took to net
And with some live Tilapia, we tried to hedge the bet
With all this in the water, he still refused to rise
There will be no Red Tail glory, no monster catfish lies
Calvin "Cheese Grits" Yerke
