A laugh so infectious
Bounce from the walls to the couch
And now back on the ground
Laughing and giggling, she picks up a pen
Drawing her life once again
Like Pewdiepie on a sugar high
I laugh so hard till there's tears in my eyes
She comes back to the table, and looks in the bowl
"There's no more candy left"
Oh no, here we go
Up is now down, and down isn't pretty
No more joking around; what I say say isn't witty
"Who took my candy?
There was more left than this."
Oh, your being Drewmatik, I just took one Hershey's kiss
"You knew those were mine," says my little crocodile
And the tears start to flow, she's forgotten how to smile
"This is child abuse, and I'm calling the law
To report missing candy that was stolen by my Pa."
Ah yes, the great candy caper, I'm sure they'll love that
I think I'll report you for just being a brat
"Nobody loves me," she says and stomps her feet
And You know this because… there's no candy left to eat?
I'm Drewmatik, it's true
"Dad, stop singing that song!"
I feel alive
"I'm warning you, dad, I won't put up with it for long"
Then go to your room; I can't handle the screaming
And about 5 minutes later - she was quietly dreaming
-Calvin "Cheese Grits" Yerke
A little angry when I made her have time out and draw this.